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Kim Hips are the new Bangle Butt.

🎵 Shoouuuulder, helmet, knees and toes (knees and toes) 🎵

I was just thinking about you. Be safe <3

THAT AIN’T MY DAD. THAT’S A CELL PHONE.

The big test here would be how detailing would affect its value when being scrutinized by a dealer (or CarMax) for trade-in value. My own personal antecdote:

I dunno. I think Trump’s weight and height combined would allow him to just simply shove Little Kim around the ring until he takes falls down and underneath the ropes to the floor below. Plus, Little Kim, being 33 as you mentioned, is technically a Millennial, and therefore would recoil at the mere suggestion of…

I had to do a double take, as this is strikingly Esprit-esque at first glance.

Where’s Tom McParland?

E60 550i owner here. Love seeing my M5 brethren take such care of their cars.

It’s ... beautiful. *Weeps*

Fuck that looks good.

I presume you’ll find a different opinion in Iceland.

I had a stroke trying to decipher what I’m looking at. Looks like this Unimog did too.

i love this

Stupid. +1, Deadspin’d

Luckily for me, I don’t do a whole lot with 2000 pounds-worth of bed-worthy material all that often.

Admittedly, this would be me. No interest in serious offroading, but do a fair amount of anthill traversing at a family property. I also like the way jeeps look, but hate the lack of a bed. Behold, I am now a man with interest piqued.

I’m waiting for the Chevy GEO brand to make a come-from-behind finish in a podium finish. Stranger things have happened!

Why not root for everyone?

Weren’t the planes that were having trouble taking off from PHX the smaller, less powerful jets? From what I remember, the larger airframes were taking off just fine, save for a boost in engine power to compensate for the thinner air.