Right? She stapled some curtains to a unitard and used a pastel Sharpie for lipstick. This is dress up, not cosplay.

Nope. She’s just dressed in a costume, and a fugly one at that. Slapping a diamond on your forehead doesn’t make you Raven.

You people are stupid. I’ll buy the console with the best games. Give a fuck about Fortnite. You people whine like bitch made fanboys about shit that don’t make money. Sony is a business, not your fucking friend. 

A body by definition is dead. Saying “dead body” is redundant. I realize you’re just a blog writer and not a real journalist, but ffs, get an editor.

Meh. Don’t worry, he’ll get hired by the police department the next town over by next week. 

That’s the most pathetic looking barbecue plate I’ve ever seen.

They are.

Lol. You just proved her point. That’s exactly the perspective psychopaths take towards their victims.

I have a great chocolate chip cookie recipe that uses oatmeal.

Who the fuck makes chocolate chip bagels?

Ain’t that bitch like 79?!?

This seems to happen you you a lot. 🤔

Love you Monique, but Foxx had already played a comic book character. He was Electro. Granted, it was in a movie no one wants to remember, but it did happen.

Yeah, Corona is the Natty Light of Mexico. Mexicans don’t fuck with it and it’s a pretty apt insistent that without a wedge of lime, that shit is pretty much undrinkable.

You forgot kill a yeti.

Stupid question. Deserve has nothing to do with dying, Captain Woke.

Infamous quote about Manhattan Grand juries

Having served as the foreman on a grand jury, can confirm. Basically it’s 30 bored people trying to get done and released by lunch. They pet much rubber stamp whatever is put in front of them.

Because there’s nothing sexy about you watching me give my taint and ass crack a good scrub down. And vice versa.

Christ, this is a god awful piece of writing. I waded through the first two senrtences then bailed to another site to get the fucking point. You’re an editor??!!??