Epic

The answer to all 20 of these questions is the same: because comic books.

You have made excellent, cogent and insightful points throughout your posts on this matter, and Pink is definitely punching above his weight class I’m trying to counter your points.

Bless you heart. You honestly think the issue is the “less talented white kids” not getting playing time? You are adorable!

I love this dumb ass argument. “No one told me repeated injuries to my brain would be bad for me!” Fuck out of here with that bullshit. Anyone who pays attention has read or heard the stories about the extremes NFL players endure to stay on the field, from getting pain numbing injections on the sidelines to the…

Dude. I am literally laughing out loud. Well done!

They’re homeless children. What they want isn’t as important as what they need. You feeling happy for them doesn’t do shit to find them a place to live.

The fact that you still get hangovers in your late 20's is fairly sad. Learn to drink like an adult.

Calling bullshit on the blood sausage. You guys straight bitched up. You can get cooked blood at any number of restaurants in NYC, or buy it at butcher shops and fry it up yourselves.

Why you crying when you cut a fawn? Not like you can eat one whole.

Both of my grandfathers were cool as fuck. One was a teetotaler and the other was a master of driving home drunk on sketchy, unlit country backroads.

So you would just say “50 inches”?

Really? Keeping your dog in a carrier that fits under the seat in front of you is “abusive”? I love snowflakes like you. Nothing is ever your fault and rules are mean.

So because he’s never seen his kid beating his dick he has no clue what he’s doing with his life?

Apologies. I stand corrected. Also holy fuck, that’s one stupid chomo.

You might know a bit about computers, but you know fuck-all about due process and constitutional rights.

I’m thinking in whoever is stupid enough to release them gets no invite next year.

No it isn’t. Frankly it’s surprising that it took so long. The man is so morbidly obese he had to buy two plane tickets to fly.

That was oddly specific