Settle down and check your meds, Cheddar Bob.

Okay, first of all, Florida Woman. You knew right there that the hamster was doomed and, frankly, we should all count our blessings that it wasn’t eaten by her comfort anaconda.

And that’s Burke for the win, ladies and gentlemen.

That’s great for them. I stress that I’m not in any way anti homosexual and an extremely anti religion.

Not even trying to troll, but what did she expect? I genuinely don’t understand when people try to any as if religious organizations are “homophobic” for following their faith.

It’s the internet, Jethro. I’d just ignore you.

I’m having a hard time fathoming if you’re as big of an idiot as you seem.

Controversial? You need a dictionary. Controversial is believing Transgea exists or you should breastfeed your kid until they’re 6. This douchenozzle went scorched Earth on a very sensitive topic. Hell, he went out of his way to come up with just about the most fuckedup response possible.

I am not sure how much indigenous people hunt, but I know for a fact in rural areas people keep long guns for both hunting and general protection from wildlife.

Church. And don’t let it fuck around and be a white boy! Gonna smush that grill like I’m mashing a sweet tater!

Often self administered

Jesus as in who you were most likely to meet after taking a few of them left hooks.

At peak Tyson if the fight lasted 20 minutes, that meant Iron Mike was 15 minutes late.

For those of us who remember apex Tyson, this guy’s take is some bullshit. Beyond his formidable physical skills, Tyson was gifted with a viciousness that was cruel beyond measure.

You’re a hell of a man and a damn fine father.

Respect

It’s cute when you explain your bullshit takes. For one thing you carry on like you’re telling people shit they don’t already know, and for another, you apparently think by explaining them, they’re not bullshit anymore.

In other words, it’s realistic. What’s the problem?

The Skeetster!