Cosign. I’m pretty sure the Disney executives aren’t calm. The writer sound like a condescending moron.

Yeah, Corona is the Natty Light of Mexico. Mexicans don’t fuck with it and it’s a pretty apt insistent that without a wedge of lime, that shit is pretty much undrinkable.

You forgot kill a yeti.

Stupid question. Deserve has nothing to do with dying, Captain Woke.

Infamous quote about Manhattan Grand juries

Having served as the foreman on a grand jury, can confirm. Basically it’s 30 bored people trying to get done and released by lunch. They pet much rubber stamp whatever is put in front of them.

Because there’s nothing sexy about you watching me give my taint and ass crack a good scrub down. And vice versa.

Christ, this is a god awful piece of writing. I waded through the first two senrtences then bailed to another site to get the fucking point. You’re an editor??!!??

Epic

The answer to all 20 of these questions is the same: because comic books.

You have made excellent, cogent and insightful points throughout your posts on this matter, and Pink is definitely punching above his weight class I’m trying to counter your points.

Bless you heart. You honestly think the issue is the “less talented white kids” not getting playing time? You are adorable!

Look at the size of the brain on Ravenous Sophovore!

I love this dumb ass argument. “No one told me repeated injuries to my brain would be bad for me!” Fuck out of here with that bullshit. Anyone who pays attention has read or heard the stories about the extremes NFL players endure to stay on the field, from getting pain numbing injections on the sidelines to the…

Dude. I am literally laughing out loud. Well done!

They’re homeless children. What they want isn’t as important as what they need. You feeling happy for them doesn’t do shit to find them a place to live.

The fact that you still get hangovers in your late 20's is fairly sad. Learn to drink like an adult.

Calling bullshit on the blood sausage. You guys straight bitched up. You can get cooked blood at any number of restaurants in NYC, or buy it at butcher shops and fry it up yourselves.

Why you crying when you cut a fawn? Not like you can eat one whole.

Yeah, but the CW DC universe only has like 3 and a half, maybe 4 plots that they actually use.