Both of my grandfathers were cool as fuck. One was a teetotaler and the other was a master of driving home drunk on sketchy, unlit country backroads.

So you would just say “50 inches”?

Yeah, no. That’s not the stupid part about what you just said.

Really? Keeping your dog in a carrier that fits under the seat in front of you is “abusive”? I love snowflakes like you. Nothing is ever your fault and rules are mean.

So because he’s never seen his kid beating his dick he has no clue what he’s doing with his life?

Apologies. I stand corrected. Also holy fuck, that’s one stupid chomo.

You might know a bit about computers, but you know fuck-all about due process and constitutional rights.

I’m thinking in whoever is stupid enough to release them gets no invite next year.

No it isn’t. Frankly it’s surprising that it took so long. The man is so morbidly obese he had to buy two plane tickets to fly.

That was oddly specific

Settle down and check your meds, Cheddar Bob.

Okay, first of all, Florida Woman. You knew right there that the hamster was doomed and, frankly, we should all count our blessings that it wasn’t eaten by her comfort anaconda.

And that’s Burke for the win, ladies and gentlemen.

That’s great for them. I stress that I’m not in any way anti homosexual and an extremely anti religion.

Not even trying to troll, but what did she expect? I genuinely don’t understand when people try to any as if religious organizations are “homophobic” for following their faith.

Different strokes my ass. You just have really, really shitty taste.

First of all, Phoenix is a little long I’m the tooth to be playing a “young” anybody.

It’s the internet, Jethro. I’d just ignore you.