Yeah but they should really stick to sprots...

Deadspin had good comments worth reading.

Auto-playing ads are the rickroll of 2019.

But how far can we launch that herb?

I feel that this story could have been researched a bit further. In 2019 it was established that the dickless blobby mass that makes up a Ken doll’s crotch is now known as a Spanfeller. 

The worst is when you’re a vision-impaired corporate chode and you have to spend a couple days reading literally thousands of comments about what a festering boil you are on the Internet’s hairy ass. I mean, it just makes you want to shut comments off, entirely. 

Not reading comments also works when you fire everyone from a website.

“Don’t read the comments”- Jim Spanwell

Speaking of comments and death spirals; are your idiot Venture Capital bosses ever going to turn the comments back on at Deadspin, or are they deliberately trying to kill off the site?

The writers have quit en masse, the articles from today were posted by David Roth so the freelancers could get paid, before he too could hand in his resignation. Others have posted links to the relevant Twitter accounts I think!

Jezspin forever

Just count on it not being the shithead managers Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment.  Spineless shitheels.  Fucktards fapping.

People are saying..very bright people...the smartest people..that Paul Maidment and Jim Spanfeller both masturbate to nude photos of Mitch McConnell. 

I went back to look for a comment from yesterday of a pig pooping on his own balls with Spanfaller photoshopped in. Nowhere to be found.

So what you are saying is Paul Maidment and Jim Spanfeller are shithead managers, that don’t like people knowing that Paul Maidment and Jim Spanfeller ,are shithead managers?

Wait, so what you’re saying is that noted shit heels, Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment, don’t like when they’re called out on being moronic shit-for-brains and that we shouldn’t talk about what giant fucking idiots they are?

All comments have been taken down on Deadspin. I wonder if the other sites are next. The new owners can fuck themselves with champagne bottles, fat end first, leave them in, and then fall down flights of stairs until the bottle breaks.

Thankfully now those auto-play videos from Farmers Insurance won’t be hogging up all our mobile data, since they pulled their million-dollar advertisements from G-O Media due to shithead management decisions.

Sheesh, how can people watch videos like that “thrift with me”one on this article? There’s a jump cut every second; the volume fluctuates wildly and annoyingly, and her whole fake persona seems to be in wanting to be the most unlikable human being imaginable.