Yeah but they should really stick to sprots...

Deadspin had good comments worth reading.

Auto-playing ads are the rickroll of 2019.

But how far can we launch that herb?

I feel that this story could have been researched a bit further. In 2019 it was established that the dickless blobby mass that makes up a Ken doll’s crotch is now known as a Spanfeller. 

The worst is when you’re a vision-impaired corporate chode and you have to spend a couple days reading literally thousands of comments about what a festering boil you are on the Internet’s hairy ass. I mean, it just makes you want to shut comments off, entirely. 

Not reading comments also works when you fire everyone from a website.

“Don’t read the comments”- Jim Spanwell

Speaking of comments and death spirals; are your idiot Venture Capital bosses ever going to turn the comments back on at Deadspin, or are they deliberately trying to kill off the site?

The writers have quit en masse, the articles from today were posted by David Roth so the freelancers could get paid, before he too could hand in his resignation. Others have posted links to the relevant Twitter accounts I think!

Jezspin forever

I went back to look for a comment from yesterday of a pig pooping on his own balls with Spanfaller photoshopped in. Nowhere to be found.

It actually looks like they shut down and deleted Deadspin’s comment sections because they were so incredibly negative. Fucking cowards.

Sheesh, how can people watch videos like that “thrift with me”one on this article? There’s a jump cut every second; the volume fluctuates wildly and annoyingly, and her whole fake persona seems to be in wanting to be the most unlikable human being imaginable.