“Sometimes having someone out of your life post-breakup feels simply too tragic to handle”

I pretend my exes are dead. It’s just easier that way.

Any post-relationship solution is insane. It’s insane to go from being two people who were the most important people in each other’s lives (or at least among the top 5) to blocking each other’s numbers and never speaking to each other ever again. And it’s equally insane to go from passionate romance to platonic…

Stop being a moron. Living in small tanks isn’t benificial for whales. There’s a huge problem when whales in captivity live only 1/4th the lifespan of a wild one. And the ‘only one whale’ remaining problem is easily solved by releasing all the animals and nuking seaworld and company out of existence.

Road to hell, good intentions and all that.

It is a big deal because 1) it signals that regulators are finally standing up to SeaWorld’s demands and posturing and 2) it puts SeaWorld in a lose-lose situation. This expansion they were requesting clearance for, called Blue World, is a damage control effort, advertised as a state of the art facility meant to…

Nah, they can’t stop them from fucking, just no more artificial insimenation (which is how they got a lot of their recent calves anyway) and perhaps birth control for some of the ladies. The only nookie they’ll lose out on is the forced hand jobs from their trainers.

Thx for the tip! I’ll haunt Powell St. for signs of a bloodthirsty crowd, and dive in if I see one. :)

Can’t wait to see all this stuff listed on eBay for real Balmain prices. :(

These are beautiful, for display purposes only.

I’d add to tread delicately if tempted to say ‘he/she is in as better place’ to a grieving person ( unless you know their beliefs ) because when my mom died 6 years ago, though she was free from pain, I really wanted her back.

This article is dumb as hell. Have you ever heard of Anna Wintour? Angelica Huston? No? Well, here are my bangs. Look how sad and childish I am!

Counterpoint Exhibit 1 - I cut my own bangs a few weeks ago, because they cover at least two of my fivehead, and they look goddamned awesome.

I can’t wait to have a wedding for the sole purpose of not inviting my mother.

Sort of on topic, but my 67 year old mom cut off her mom just the other day. She and my grandma had a VERY toxic relationship (it’s her stepmom, but the only one she’s ever known). My grandpa died just over a year ago and my grandma made sure my mom and her kids, including yours truly, got nothing. Do we care about…

All seriousness aside, I’d love it if she came to my wedding.

They should replace his actual picture with this and also not use his name.

Your Aunts sound like the best!

I’m of the idea that this can be good. These idiots won’t find anyone to marry. I would not like to marry an idiot that cared about “my number”. I rather be alone.

That story make me giggle and tear up! I surprise my nieces all the time, and never thought about what memories they are making from it. That’s good stuff, thanks for sharing.