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Ronda’s career is latest death in 2016

Bourbon is definitely a whiskey, it’s an American whiskey. Rye can definitely be a good whiskey. Stop being elitist.

I must take this into consideration.

You know, we can make jokes now, until it actually comes out and leaves us all blubbering in the theater like babies and locks up the best animated film oscar

You can cuss at the back of my reclined seat all you want.