Kurt's eternal sleep gets interrupted again, for 13 minutes.

The blonde girl in the vid later tweeted

// Ms. Dorrell had a legitimate right to apply for and accept a position within the football program//

Of course my PC can run Diablo II. My PC video card is only 3-4 years old. I just like hack and slash on consoles. I was just playing the PSone port of Diablo 1 the other night.

This X100. The single player balance has been off since the final act of Uncharted 1.

Wait, *witch* way am I supposed to play again? I keed, I keed, bookmarked. Thank you for the tips.

This isn't a chart, it's a spreadsheet. He input the data in a way that makes charting it needlessly labor intensive.

I wouldn't say seriously, I would say I take what he said at face value. Are you implying this is some hipster joke and he didn't run that blog?

What about it? This about it

Dear Internet - "Work with spreadsheets alot" = EVERYONE with a computer and a job.

I can only imagine his bastardization/use of merged cells/fonts and outlines.

No one wants to even touch the cat-scan thing with a 10 foot pole...cat

Maybe on Deadspin. But on Gawker, Kotaku and Jeze, the starred ones were often the the most boorish trolls. You can see it right now in the crying about the AJ post. All these supposed, self described "smart, funny, mature" gawker posters are ranting endlessly about "Gawker sucks, it's all animal vids, everyone but…

If by Oscars of commenting, you mean 95% rich old white man backslapping each other over medicore content, then yes! (assuming by Dice you meant Andrew Dice Clay?)

I'm not being snobbish or demanding it be 100% Italian authentic.

Dogs are known for being loyal to even the most abusive and/or neglectful owners. Dogs love ANYTHING their owner commands them to love.

Throw me a bone and put Diablo II up on the PSN and I swear internet, I will never complain about anything ever again!

What about the cats are evil, and him having a blog promoting tormenting cats? Cliffy B has spoken :)

You sound like the type of person that should be a regional lead. I would love it if you could come to NorCal and straighten out all the Dominos around here. A few of the local places need help with many of the basics, like ratio of sauce/cheese/toppings.

We3 is one of the best 1shots of all time. The fact that Cliffy B reduces it to