At one point during game four Pederson drew a bases loaded walk thus obviously scoring a run. Harold Reynolds proclaimed that it was worst outcome possible for the at-bat for Pederson, because he was so locked in. His evidence for this “locked-in-ness”, if you will, was that Pederson had hit two balls about 320 feet…

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

He’s not at all bothered by this. Now he can devote more time to his start up video game company.

This man was meant for LA. LA was meant for him.

CounterCounterpoint: Let’s fuck Chase Utley!

Compromise: Fuck The Man?

Still The Man.

“I’M AVAILABLE, SIGN ME AND I’LL KNEEL FOR ANYTHING!!!”

As a fellow Phillies fan, I can’t be too angry either. Despite the Mets being in the same division, I definitely would rather they win the wild card than the Giants who can fuck off already and the Cardinals who deserve every “Cardinals lose _ game” article. It’s not like it’s the Braves or anything.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I hope your jersey said “QB Eagles” on the back

Bobby, you dear sweet stupid boy.

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