Oh dear lord.

This is my main concern. Especially because I work with 2 someones who absolutely drive me nuts by being unprofessional/not getting their shit done. I try to overcompensate by being as nice as possible, but I have little patience.

I actually have a story of triumph over the office dick. It still makes me smile to think of it.

Oh no, that's not the worst of it. My personal favourite is our $8 "sequin ribbon" (which can be purchased in 5/yd increments in gold or silver). You know where else you can also get "sequin ribbon"? You can get strung sequins for $.50/yd at your local craft store in every colour of the rainbow, significantly less if…

This is at IKEA for $3.99, but that twine there is pretty cute, I must say.

And, look at this serious score in the sale section. This wondrous creation, which can be yours for only $1,599 (down from $3,200!) Plus, don't forget the extra 20% for Cyber Monday. You're welcome.

It is probably where Anthropologie bought this twine in the first place.

Budget twine shopper is my middle name. My mother always did have high hopes for me.

That sounds like what Lucille Bluth would think twine costs.

I sincerely hope that things work out the best in your favor :). Thank you.

Ugh. Sorry that guy was a jerk. I've found with online dating that it is helpful to be really clear about physical boundaries up front, either in my profile or early on in the conversation. Sure that means some guys will stop responding or not talk to you in the first place, but those guys were never good matches…

put your phone away! dont jezebel while out on a date haha

Its better than the Pnina Tornei stripper poll dresses

Statistics.

Can I have this dress, please?

"For every guy that says, 'No, it's ok because I have black friends,' there's a black guy telling his friends, 'So there's this really racist dude at my office...'"

Just these days?

A high school boyfriend broke up with me on February 12, 2 days before Valentines, via text, DURING school. He forgot to cancel the flower delivery on Valentine's though, and then just decided to give me my Valentine's presents "anyway".

My best friend left the country to break up with someone. Not because he was crazy, she just didn't want to hurt his feelings so she joined a study abroad program (totally serious.)

I had another friend who kept acquiring animals every time one of her girlfriends broke up with her (four dogs, two cats, a rabbit and a…