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Wear it when you want to feel "attractive."

I am just gonna throw down and say I love this song. I love it, love it, love it. I know lots of ladies feel the lyrics are rapey but ....damn, I just love it. Am I alone? Yes? Ok then.

.. seriously? The fuck is YOUR problem?
A big issue with the seriously mentally ill is that they DON'T want help, but they desperately need it. That's the thing about being crazy. When you're crazy, you don't realize that you're crazy, because it all makes sense to you. Because you're crazy.

Yup.

I thought the neighbor's obvious ogling was so funny in that episode. Don and Betty had a ton of issues, but I liked those crazy kids together ;)

I live in Oak Park, IL, where Hemingway was raised. Believe you me, this is par for the course for a lot of Oak Park parents.

George Michael called and wants his entire look back.

If you educate yourself on calories, there is no need for a chart like this.

I am just going to keep this list to make sure that I try them all.

There should never be lemon in a margarita. Search the web for recipes that are simply:

I just want to thank Google because when I put Nnamdi in a search it offered me the following image categories: Pro Bowl, Hit, and Shirtless.

I've known Kanye since before Jay-Z didn't even want to deal with him beyond him producing records. Dame Dash is the one who put him on and Kanye didn't do shit to help him when Rocafella broke up. He's disloyal and I can't stand disloyal people. He's very annoying and he's super jealous when it comes to Jay. Not like

Meh, she probably doesn't bother. The 3-day old smudged eye makeup gives her more hard rock cred.

ALL THE FLUFF-BUTTS <3

Thanks for the distinction. I don't like people who try to fix me. Autistic self-advocates are much more awesome anyways. =)