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Sexual harassment much?

Ah, social services. What it lacks in pay it exceeds in stories to tell at the bar.

Unfortunately it's full time. He's just so cute though…and I work for a non profit so cute guys are scarce :/

I like to wear them under jersey dresses or tight dresses that will show any/lump bump…I don't think they are too uncomfortable but I normally get the less restrictive variety.

How do you guys feel about dating at work?

Try "Save the Date" with Lizzie Caplan. Or "Extract" with Mila Kunis and Jason Bateman

Nope. Not as good as my mom's coined term "wefies" or "groupies"

Haha nope. Too ugly.

Alimony?

I think the word I was looking for was patronizing.

I also immediately thought of rainbow parties…comment twinzies!!!!

This right up there with "rainbow parties" and the "Cheez" drug as far as teen crises that aren't real.

Does anyone else think Zach Braff's tweet is questionable?

Ahh…no…splinters…ouch ouch ouch :(

THANKS :)

Any live links for this?

Yes.

Oh, fuck off. Some people need to be called out for being sanctimonious.

Does anyone else have a high strung room mate that is annoying as fuck?