No problem. Too much hullabaloo in this thread.

It's not men in general, its Bradley Cooper...who's dated 115 lb. Zoe Saldana and serial dates models.

How do I get my makeup to look like hers?

:-/ Sorry. You could get a job in a restaurant that will let you eat free after your shift.

Some medications can completely kill sex drive.

You should check out $10 meals on the Food Network.

Getting back into a fwb thing with someone I tried to get into relationship with earlier. It's kind of perfect. You need a ride? Tough shit. Take the bus. You don't have money for the bus because you had to pay your cousin back (probably for weed)? Don't care. Your problems aren't my problems anymore, sucka!

Anyone ever been on Weight Watchers? What's it like?

I wish Kim Kardashian was honest - we all know you gained more than 25 pounds Kim, it's ok.

What do you eat to deal with the insulin resistance? What kind of doctors do you see?

Any jezzies with PCOS here? I need weight loss tips.

Wow. What an asshole. Bullet dodged, honey.

Haha agreed. He wasn't even that cute.

Lol. I'm blocking him on facebook and making a pact to not talk about him...so it's kind of like he's dead!

Quick Jezzies! I need advice on how to get over a loser, fast! (pothead, dropout, unemployed, got me on bf/gf status four months in, then just stopped contacting me).

How many times does Jezebel need to tell us that Blue Ivy has a mini director's chair?

How do you shake feelings of jealousy towards coworkers, Jezzies?

Haha mayyyybe. I'm just going to work on it a little at a time and set up a system that works for me. I hate sucking up.

Lol yeah. It's tough to be a loudmouthed woman, eh? Maybe I should get a therapist I don't know. I don't think it wouldn't get to me so much if I weren't burned out to begin with - like this is the tipping point.

That would really suck. I mean, everyone knows that they need to be organized in order to work efficiently and I have no doubt that changing my system would benefit me, but I don't think anyone would appreciate hearing how great their coworker is at something and how shitty you are in comparison. Just tell me…