Confession: I am really really turned on by hearing my neighbors fuck. That is all.

1) Sia

Chill as a cucumber, even when he's getting butthole measurements taken. Awwww.

Sloths are sooooo overrated. Give me a panda any day.

All of my friends let me down this week and I had a shitty birthday. Two of my closest friends are in the middle of a falling out and managed to come to the party but would not speak to each other. One friend wouldn't come because she can't stand two people that are going. One friend incessantly had a pout-face on…

What's that from?

I'm having a head-smack moment as I realize that my ex-fwb that I've been hung up on has been friending high school girls he doesn't know on facebook (to jerk off to their pictures, no doubt). What the fuck was I thinking???????

Someone I volunteered with was deterred from going to Bangladesh with the Peace Corps because they have the highest rates of sexual assault of any nation in the world, so that man in the trailer's remark didn't surprise me.

Does anyone know where I can watch this online?

Too scared of drug-resistant gonorrhea to do that :(

Dammit. My fwb just ended the benefits part of our relationship because he's seeing someone. I have nothing else on the horizon. Game plan?

My hair breaks easily so I probably would need the biosilk with this method.

That stuff sounds great! Thank you!

"...my daily treks to the store became nightmares."

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No.

Are you me? Because that was my exact thought. Glorified catalogue, for real.

Lucky Magazine is absolutely ridiculous. Call it a catalogue and call it a day.

Ok so the weird female naked mannequin poster with the male mannequin clothed and sitting in a chair - what was that all about?

Mad Men discussion in reply - not really spoiler-y but I don't want people to yell at me so here goes...