I highly recommend pot. I hate drank my way through McCain/Palin, Romney/Ryan and the midterms and all I have to show for it is cirrhotic scars and ugly facebook fights. Since switching to pot, I just don’t care about it anymore. Ice cream.... yum....

I have never seen that second one and now I am scarred for life. At what age does a woman stop sitting on her fathers lap? In tiny shorts. While looking like she’s grinding a bit?

I know. . .we should have all gotten blood tests so we could compare liver values before and after the election.

Why Ivanka? She's a fucking collaborator. There is no reason to feel bad for that privileged white woman who knows exactly what she's doing.

actually its really really really easy.

That is not the proper response to your boyfriend’s revelation that he likes to abuse and sex you because you look like his mom! This is:

Yeah, that’s a weird detail just glossed over in the article. For me, that is the article.

Has any one of these yokels ever read the Constitution? Shouldn't that be required to hold office? The person who gets the most electoral votes becomes the President. Being duly elected does not make the President a dictator. Stop running around screaming about tyranny and shooting people, you sound like John Wilkes…

omg I needed a warning for Steven Tyler’s right foot.

And this is exactly why Oprah Winfrey chose her book and not Jennifer Weiner’s. Another Oprah choice: Elizabeth Gilbert.

It’s this Christmas’s hottest gift.

Preach. Everytime I hear “brutiful” I want to put my fist through the wall. I also take umbridge with people who like to talk about their “truth.” It’s THE truth, not YOUR truth. That’s not a thing.

Exactly. It’s the same person you basketful of assholes, but without a bullet proof vest under her clothes, which she has to wear because you fuckers are insane!

*hate* “brutiful.”

I think it is the worst. It makes me cringe and seems very try-hard.

it’s written in “sincere blog voice.” I don’t really enjoy most of the super popular bloggers because there’s often a sameness, even though it’s confessional...

Agreed. I just feel so condescended to when I read Momastery.

I kind of can’t stand Momastery. I know I’m supposed to like it but I feel so...condescended to, I guess, when I read it.

I had a knee-jerk negative reaction to the title “Love Warrier”.

A lot of people love Doyle and her blog, Momastery, and I’m sure she’s a great writer, but as a writer myself, I understand Weiner’s frustration. I feel like Oprah probably loves Doyle’s book but probably wants to tap into Doyle’s million-strong blog audience to promote OWN, honestly. Plus, Doyle’s cheating ex-husband…