That would’ve freaked me right out of my seat.

I miss my Big Boy like crazy. There is no other way to say this: he was totally my family member. He lived to 19and a half and he protected me the entire time.

Then I’m glad I clarified!

omg that took me a second. At first I was like, what a weird insult. Then, it clicked. Well played!

Yes, of course it is. The operative words being “practiced” and “technique.” I have played operas, for famous rock and pop bands and have backed up singers who don’t need autotune or studios to mask their weak vocal ranges or technique. Trust me, I know of what I speak and there are some really famous, rich,…

I came here to say, she looks so unbelievably gorgeous lately in every way: her hair, makeup, wardrobe...holy hell does she look amazing and put together and elegant and sophisticated.

As a professional musician who has spent half of my life in a practice room learning how to actually play, it always chaps my ass when glorified karaoke singers call themselves musicians. And great, now I sound like Simon Cowell before I’ve even had my coffee.

The projection is strong in him.

I literally have body aches rn from the same thing.

No way, my little one isn’t a complete asshole.

Not ‘woman’...WOMEN. You know it.

My last flight, I was sitting next to an adorable toddler, who was sitting on her mom’s lap. Toddler started Exorcist barfing audit smelled like rotted possums, which cause me to start sympathy barfing. I wanted to help the poor Mom but I was gagging from the smell so badly, I had to run, RUN, down the aisle of the…

PLEASE DO NOT POST IT.

Yes, exactly this. In my all caps fear statement above, I forgot to add that. My poor Dad has been depressed ever since my Mom passed away (hey, you and me both, Dad!) and I can’t imagine if he had to rely on the kindness of neighbors: it’s such a hard stage of life. You really did a beautiful thing helping him out.…

THIS IS THE ONLY ONE SO FAR THAT HAS GIVEN ME GOOSEBUMPS! YOU WIN!

I feel like the general public is getting more aggressive, too—like Trump has granted these hidden assholes to be outright assholes, like he is. A man at the register next to me at Starbucks yesterday turned and was openly hostile and rude to me. Told me to not use that kind of tone to people—I was talking to the…

I feel like the people who are writing in saying WOAH *ONLY* THREE TRIES??? are the ones who cause much of these problems.

Me, too except you forgot the cookies.

Oh my, see my comment above. My psyche is damaged from this man.

I feel like this election is making me lose my mind. I was a sane, calm, intelligent person before this madness started and now....I barked at my 11-year old daughter who was standing too close behind me to “quit lurking and stalking me like Donald Trump!!!” I just resigned two posts I held because I found the…