Don’t judge me but I NEEDED THIS TODAY after watching another unarmed black man getting gunned down in broad daylight and hearing CRICKETS from all the assholes who were so vocally butthurt over the NFL player taking a knee during our anthem. I need to focus on something petty, gossipy and shallow and yes, I am…

This reads like a parody of an SAT question.

Yeah, not exactly the way it really is.....

Her little clenched fist, tho

It’s SO AWFUL and literally, affecting my outlook on life. It’s just so fucking awful, all the time.

Are you my therapist, writing on the internet everything we *just* talked about during my session? Because, HIPAA, yo.

FUCK YOU, JIMMY FALLON.

Me too! But now the munchies are making my pants tight. That fucking asshole Trump, ruining America AND my waistline.

I want a walking, talking tower of gerbils for real rn.

She gets a big, huge UHHHHH from me too

I came here to write something funny, but fuck if Trump hasn’t just beaten the funny right out of me.

Why is no one talking about Star’s cover of Julia’s divorce? Do we not believe it? Or do we just not care?

And P.S. I spent a lot of time around musical geniuses who were home-schooled and practiced 8 hours a day. We called them “closet children” because...that’s basically what they did: sat in a room by themselves and practiced. I remember when I was 16 and in high school, I would leave early and take the train into the…

I was bored in school, too. I skipped first grade but it was the 70's where our school was trying out that mixed grade thing? So when I got to 4th, the teacher told me, you don’t want to leave all your friends behind when you go to junior high, do you? Why don’t you be my helper and wait for everyone to catch up? So I…

I wrote about asking my female boss and getting punished for my sins elsewhere in this thread, but in my sad little grey comment-style which may never see the light of day.

I am LIVING THIS NIGHTMARE right now. I was told that I was doing such an “amazing, unbelievable” job (and I was: I completely turned around the program for which I was hired in less than two seasons) that I asked for a raise. In response, they replaced me—with a man who was hired for general office work. They said he…

But, it sucked from the very beginning. You don’t get a pass now.

I had to look up “negging”and holy crap, YOU’RE EXACTLY RIGHT.

THANK YOU for pointing out the enablers among us. I felt really bad because one lady said, “I thought his ‘Kids? What kids??’ joke was really funny!” which sent me into a rabbit hole of doubt, UNTIL the same woman was listening to our stunned friend read a comment aloud from her FB page about being at this conference,…

That’s the joke, you know? I got verbally spanked in front of the entire training class on Leadership 101 by the young guy leading the class after I dared to ask for clarification on something he was mansplaining. I mean, SPANKED: “I did it like that because perhaps my reasoning goes a lot deeper than yours, your…