Awww, Baron’s just a cute baby there. Wonder which porn star Trump was sleeping with then.

I could get a 500% pay increase and I still wouldn't praise Trump or give fuck about the economy. He's a horrible person and hopefully goes sooner rather than later.

I know this & many tragedies like this are going to shake people’s faith but they still won’t see that their faith was misdirected. It’s not your religion letting you down it’s the fakers that you believe & let get into power that wreck a church.  Too many people are worshipping devils in disguise because people have…

I feel your pain, I am trying to get a new license specially so I can vote in the midterms. I don’t remember it being such a pain in the ass, I need three proofs of Address, my old license, my social security card, my military ID, and an original birth certificate. 

Maybe she’s not planning to. Maybe she’s actually a couple thousand years old, and every time she starts to show her age she hunts down, kills, and eats some poor person to extend her youthful appearance for another century.

Thank you for giving me a fucking aneurysm this morning as I contemplate how she used to be married to Gavin Newsom. HOW HOW HOW WHAT?

I had ppcm with my third child, too. I had swelling and shortness of breath. I went for my 4 week checkup. I saw two fill in primary care doctors (my regular doctor was out of town) diagnose me with bronchitis and atypical pneumonia. I even had a check up for the hole in my heart with my cardiologist. I kept telling…

They didn’t let my husband watch. They purposely pulled him out of the room and handed him the baby. Which meant that while they talked about saving my life, I laid there listening to my husband and my baby, thinking I’d never see them again. But it’s true, at least my husband didn’t witness what was being done to me.…

They own so many different modes of transportation, it's as if they know they'll need to make a hasty escape from pitchfork-wielding mobs one day.

I’m not a red head, but I didn’t tolerate the epidural well either. I had two put in, plus an extra bolus in between. It would work for a few minutes, but wear off very quickly. I ended up under general for a c-section too. 

I told my doctors and anesthesiologists and nurses that I did not tolerate the epidural well last time and in general anesthesia affected me differently (which I knew from surgeries and had medical professionals tell me, along with attributing it to my red hair) I coded on the table during my second c section and then…

waiting 6 yrs to figure out if you should marry is odd to me [the person who married her husband of 25 yrs after 2 weeks].

“I was writing about this show and doing research at the same time. We go on Tinder and probably swiped on everybody in Los Angeles. We were not even looking, just swiping. I had 252 matches that night, and 400 the next day. So I was going through them all, and one of them had a really cute message. And I said, ‘Oh,…

Thank you for your hard work. And I totally relate, except it usually involves me asking my boyfriend if he will accompany me to my small town, rural hardware store an just stand there while I tell the clerk what I need so I don’t have to suffer mansplaining.  

Yes. They said this shit when Obama ran and he won TWICE because he was inspiring. Our rights are being chiseled away regardless, I want candidates to stand for something and support the platform that Democrats claim to support.

I have no issue in general with a white dude being the Democratic candidate. I think it’s possible for a white man to inspire and motivate minority voters, just like I think it’s possible for minority candidates to inspire white voters. We just need some fucking principles that the candidate believes in so that…

If someone other than a white man is chosen during the primaries, the swing states will have to pull up their Big Kid Pants and get over their inherent racism and/or misogyny. 

Because swing states won’t vote for (excellent) women of color and only men can/should be Prez? Are you genuinely arguing that? That’s a fuckton of “Wow!” You must be a Bernie Bro huh?

i’ve only played twice. once in middle school using a piece of paper and a quarter. it only worked when i touched it and did figure 8s for everyone else. it did find my history book by giving me the name of the kid who took it. so there’s that. i didn’t know this kid, so i don’t know how i could’ve subconsciously…

as a black man, i really dont find any of that shit funny or revealing. just confirming what ive always known and felt. fucking frustrating part is this theater is just funny to people while its potentially life altering for others.