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Donald Trump always dresses like he’s actually two slovenly children standing on each others shoulders, ready to do a business

Germany paying Russia for oil? BAD!!!

There has been problems in this nation, infighting war, etc.  NEVER was there a President suspected of being a Puppet for a foreign nation. 

disgusting... there goes my appetite

Isn’t this the guy who wants very badly to invade Venezuela with a ground force, regardless of legality and/or public opinion?

“Don’t do it again” would imply that Trump finally believes that Russia meddled in the election. So it would actually be his strongest statement to date on the issue. 

It’s time to think out of the box. In red states in particular, it’s been time for a loooong time so you keep doing you. 

FLIP TABLES

Did you tell them to shove it? Please tell me you told them to shove it. You’re supposed to campaign on ideas, to test out what resonates with people, to convince the public of the efficacy and worthiness of your ideas. Otherwise, what is the point? Grrrrrr. 

The time for taking things down a notch, is ovah. Dear God, look at the insanity coming from the Ga. GOP in the governor’s race. I don’t know if I have it in me to make it through all of the inevitable political ads of white dudes with ginormous rifles. By November the GOP ads will have devolved to the point of just

But one of her co-workers doesn’t like her! The woman is obviously a monster!

“They made a choice in one district. So let’s not get yourself carried away as an expert on demographics and the rest of that within the caucus or outside the caucus.”

In her car. She is alone in her car (or with staff or with the entire cast of Love American Style raised from the dead) having pictures taken of her. 1) pumping is hardly “whipping them out” Girls Gone Wild style 2) jeez louise dude.

Right. Sometimes it seems like people are using the #Me Too movement to hold actresses and other female celebrities to standards they don't even personally live by.

Serious request:  Please no more close-in face shots.  My nightmares don’t need that level of detail.

More than his turtle head, I hadn't realized what a heffalumpian ass he has. Jesus, Elaine. Toss that turtle in a pool for some cardio now and then. 

oooo, how can I work on your campaign? Sounds fun.

As a taller-than-average woman who is insecure about my stomach let me just say that I have been wearing tankinis this whole time. I never stopped. I never will stop. Fight me.

The world did Sean Young so so wrong. When do we fix that, MeToo? And how?

Leslie Knope, is that you?