A political candidate I know is friends with her. She is planning on running for office. She is trying to reshape her image and public perception into that of a serious policy wonk.

I love that she went at him by getting down and dirty, too. MY ONLY WISH, is that she didn’t use female-centric slurs to do so. I wish she had called him a limp-dick asshole instead.

Exactly this! And I am just as grossed out as you. My oldest is in 11th grade. We haven’t hired any professional service but everyone around us has, and it just feels rotten and icky.

You od know that there are programs you can pay for that will handle every, single, teeny, tiny detail of the college admissions process for you? They are legit, ie they don’t fake test scores. They are expensive. They are everywhere in my well-off—but not Bel Air!— community. Most families I know use them for their…

Scariest woman ever.

Also, newsflash: women can be misogynistic, sexist, and participate in totally anti-women work for a living. 

WTAF?!?!?!?! That’s psychopathic!

I was at a friend’s party this past weekend and a new couple moved to the burbs from the city and they were UNDONE over... the squirrels. They told us they think they’re throwing acorns at them. The husband said his wife came in “bloody from her shoulder being split open” because a squirrel threw an acorn. They said…

Please also gives tips on how to v-neck those puppies because big boobs and crew necks do not go well together.

No, let’s fucking not. 

I sounded so ridiculous. I was butchering the telling of it, in between bouts of hysterical laughter and crying, and he was....unmoved. Lots of: “Oh!” And: “Uh Huh” from him. I was like “now they’re calling him BRETBUG!!” And he gave me a charity Haha but yeah....it didn’t translate well.

I nearly wet the bed. I was crying. The way they just slipped it in there: “Reporter, bedbug, columnist for the New York Times...” 

Dammit I love her on SNL. Oh well, to the box office we go to see all her movies!

SO fucking dumb. I am astonished at the dumbness. 

I was following this on twitter last night in real time before I went to sleep. I was laughing so hard at all the responses— so rib-breaking hard— I was shaking our bed, and my husband had to ask me repeatedly to stop. It was AMAZING. If you need a laugh, find it. 

I think this is amazing, and definitely what I experienced when I ran in 2018. I thought I was going in to fight Republicans......I was spending more time fighting off the Dems. 

I have wanted to do this for years, YEARS, but have been too nervous. A friend just had it done and basically wrote the same rave review as you and it is inching me closer to mustering up my nerve.

She should totally be the one running.

I’m scared to say what a dumb comment about dish soap/soap that was because Mayor Pete stans are out for blood at the first hint of negativity but damn.

After Trump won*, I went on a major true crime reading binge. I mean, just inhaled really awful books about serial killers. I could. not. stop. And I normally hate violence! I can’t even watch SVU! But hell if I didn’t suck down every single true crime book I could get my fingers on in the aftermath of that fucking…