It’s so good that I do the same and I eat vegetarian 90% of the time.

Or, just own your shit.

You are amazing and I want to hire you to settle any and all areas of contention in my life.

She is definitely not sparking joy for me! Good advice. 

Haha! And I most certainly did not.

I gave a commencement speech at my high school graduation and some idiots inflated a huge beach ball and played with it and the principal had to stop my speech in the middle, yell at the students, and ask me to continue. Back at home at our family party, my evil older brother kept replaying that part of the recording…

Dammit, you’re right!

Yes, be verrrry afraid.

And in the movie, she is wearing a French maid outfit.

Truly, I just mumbled out loud while reading this, “it must be some type of a neurotoxin!” when I got to the part about her hands being numb, and my husband looked up, laughed, and said, “what the heck are you talking about?”

Just went on our first cruise. (And last, unless we somehow go on the new RitzCarlton yachts?) It was a Carnival Cruise. I accidentally won it in a charity auction. I had an Emergency Diarrhea Plan in place for every minute of every day of that trip, which felt like it lasted for one month, but was only one week. I…

I just inhaled all seven books of the Maeve Kerrigan series by Jane Casey, about an Irish murder detective set in London. So good. 

Oh my goodness, can we stop writing about writing about writing about writing him? This is thru the looking glass meta.

We are taking our four kids abroad for over two weeks this summer and only using one 22 lb. carry-on each.

Yes. I’d actually read that.

It’s like the all journalists who write about Beto and Mayor Pete went to the same journalism school.

I 100% hope you’re right. 

Eh, I’m not feeling it.

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Thanks, Madotter. It’s good to be reminded of that when men in general are being such dicks.