Ewwww, good analogy.

Now THIS is the shit I want to read all day long. Creepy!!

“fur beetles” sounds as creepy to me as ouija boards.

Oh, dear. 

um, that totally counts as one in my book.

Peace be with you.

I would never, ever touch one of those things because I am a scaredy cat chicken. Once, when I was a child and we had a Catholic Priest over for dinner (as all huge, Catholic families used to do) my Mom asked him his opinion on Ouija boards.

I feel like I’m confessing to treason with Russia here as I whisper this:

I read somewhere (can’t remember who said it!) “never marry someone you wouldn’t want to divorce,” meaning, someone you think would act like an ass when you split up. At first, I thought that was the weirdest thing I ever heard about marriage, then I thought about my husband and it made total sense: he would still be…

I told them to shove it in the most eloquent, beautiful, sophisticated way possible that it took them four days to respond to my email.

I will aim to be the living embodiment of that gif. THANK YOU!

I LOVE YOU!

Since Jez is apparently my campaign therapy session, can I just say, I was told by the local Dem leaders that my campaigning ideas are “too ambitious” and they want to take it down several notches and are not on board with what me and the other candidates want to do. Shockingly, we candidates are women, and the ones…

For some reason, those jeans, that ass, those fucking shoes....they all just piss me off and make me inordinately mad on top of everything. That fucking fucker.

Kind of??

Thank you!

Thank you, banana!

Ahh and I am Irish and vacation in Michigan so we are basically soul sisters, right??

Dang, you just made my day. Thank you, sincerely. I have been feeling like every day is a damn battle with my own party. The republicans haven’t even gotten to me yet! 

Some secrets I can never tell :)