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How is it that you get more time in prison for watching videos of 12 year olds than actually kidnapping and raping a 12 year old?

It was a different time. You may not know this, but in 2008, we didn’t really know it was wrong to kidnap and rape children. Just like we didn’t know it was wrong to beat women until 2014. It’s been a very busy decade for us becoming “woken” and stuff.

I ain’t never like your sparkly ass, no way

The entire season of AHS Cult is essentially just Sarah Paulson thinking/saying/moving/existing in the most hysterical way possible.

This is how I feel about all the helpful white commenters on The Root.

Its funny because this level of automatic psychoanalysis is precisely why people feel the need to pre-empt claims they aren’t “woke”. 

You are right!!! We have to assume the mom knows her son is married and has her freaking grandchild.... Hmmm.... This is intriguing. Unless she was introduced as a “friend” somehow. Or this guy is a lying nut job playing every person in his life for some sick reason. I was married to someone like that, so it’s

I kind of feel like “I met his mother” got glossed over here. What’s THAT story?

That creaky open door effect was the sound of promise, young love, and breathless anticipation. Hearing it still makes me giddy.

pReExGirlfriend8 here (because ‘pre ex girlfriend’ was taken). In 7th and 8th grade a had a painful, huge crush on this boy who was two grades ahead of me and had a band; and we IM’d every night. I can’t adequately describe the flutter that my little heart felt when 1) he signed on and 2) HE messaged ME first, but I’m

A relative told my mother that I needed to stop saying I had fertility issues. Apparently, my relative’s sister had been trying IVF and such for years and couldn’t get pregnant, so the fact that I hadn’t done any of that and couldn’t get pregnant meant I wasn’t suffering and was just saying we had fertility issues for

Actually, this is a thing! Or at least something that is being studied. “Super fertility” is a bit of a misnomer, what it basically means is that some women’s endometrium seem more likely to implant compromised blastocysts (proto-embryos). All women have many, many eggs which are chromosomally abnormal, but still get

I loved it when I was 16. Looking back, however...

Only a soulless robot wouldn’t love Phil Collins. He’s magical. ETA: he really needs to get back into the su-su studio.

Whats the normal reaction to finding out your 20 year old sibling is pregnant by someone she’s been dating less than 6 months? I mean aside from “Thank god it isn’t Tyga”?

No, all sisters are like that. When you think they’re getting normal and friendly, pow. It’s always something.

Hey Crazytowner! Thanks for sharing your story. I am alot like you. I was the one everyone thought had it together. I was the one that no one would suspect has “problems”. I was a hot head thats why I always spazzed out and I am type A that’s why everything had to be a certain way and I didn’t trust others to do

I have like 15 brown bananas right now! If only I were in LA I could have the cookbook, the underwear, and the palette. Damnit.

That’s his “This could have been us, Rachel, with you holding the camera, but you playing.”