As a resident of the Bay Area, I thought the day they announced KD to the warriors was the best day of my life. I was wrong. This is the best day of my life.

In this case there is only one possible take, and so it is mathematically assured that you will agree with SAS.

Hey, at least the Knicks got Julius Randle. 

“The New York Knicks and owner Jim Dolan were not prepared to offer Durant a full max contract because of concerns over his recovery from the Achilles injury that is likely to sideline him for all of next season, league sources told ESPN’s Ramona Shelburne and Adrian Wojnarowski.” 

oh yes, straight into my veins....

There were enough fans cheering that the players themselves were waving all around to tell them to shut up. It wasn’t just one guy.

There is a certain amount of glee with which Deadspin reports player injuries, and it is starting to make me sick.

This blog post did not age well.

“There’s a strong case to be made that this was the right call by the voters....” Counterpoint: No. 

“The hole on the left side is fully wide open!”

Actually, Musk’s personal wealth comes exclusively from loans that he has taken out against his Tesla stock, which has the risk of precipitating a collapse in Telsa’s share price in the event of a price drop. So, in fact, he has not exactly kept his and the company’s finances separate.

Unfortunately the NBA also has (professional) slow-motion replay truthers, and they disagree with you:

Also, revise the 50/40/90 club rule to not punish players (cough cough Curry) who make a lot of 3s. 

“No wonder Curry finally showed up last night quarter.”

You wouldn’t take KD for five years ending at age 36, but you would take James Harden / Paul George for 5 years ending at age 35? My my you are quite the discriminating connoisseur.

On the plus side, that is one of the sexiest stories I’ve ever heard. On the minus, after 4 OT, both were probably too tired to consummate the magical moment.

I don’t think you truly searched your heart.

Meanwhile Kawhi has been perhaps the best individual player in the playoffs. He so desperately needs a good team. I’m calling it now: KD leaves in free agency. Warriors sign Kawhi with the freed up cap space. Warriors go on to win three more championships. Search your heart, you know it to be true.

We need a new classic Christmas film in which an angel comes down from heaven and grants the Rockets the 2018 title, only so they can see how miserable and bitter it makes them become. After they lose all their friends and family and die alone with their trophy, they learn a VALUABLE LESSON, wish it all back to the…

Well, James Harden shot 32% from the field (and 25% from 3), but sure, blame the refs.

Thanks for explaining to us which players are black.