Sometimes when I was a kid we were quite poor and canned pasta was what we had. It wasn’t something I loved the way other kids did. Growing up, I gave a lot of thought to the pros and cons of food and poverty, canned pasta like this is an excellent example of it, I’ll break it down below.

Someone get Christopher Plummer on the phone!

Why do some movies feature Ernest Borgnine and some others not ?

“The song is integral to Scrooge’s emotional arc and deserves to return”

(An apology upfront - this was probably covered in the article and I missed it, glossed right over it.)

The Gang Steals the Vote

What I remember from reading the books and what I found online in the original books they were about a year apart. 18 and 17 or 16 and 15. That’s a different dynamic than 16 and 12. Not criticizing the choice. Just noticing it.

Joe was 17, Frank was 18...and Joe was ALWAYS cooler than Frank, haha

*checks photo* Frank: Brunet. Joe: Blond. OK, we’re good here.

Or any celebrity for that matter.

WEALTHY WHITE MALES WITH EXPENDABLE INCOME SPEND THEIR MONEY THE WAY THEY WANT TO - NEWS AT 11!

So, after reading this, I started swatting at fruit flies in my kitchen with a ballpoint pen. I then threw my pen up and watched it rotate in the air with apparently significant symbolic import before it came back down and landed on my head. Is this the beginning of the next evolutionary step or have I just been at…

I watched all the Peanuts specials last year, several for the first time. I can’t believe I had never heard of that one before; you’d think the fact that a live-action-animation-hybrid Peanuts special exists would be brought up all the time.

Hey, you have a mistake in one of your paragraphs. It says “The flirtatious vibe of this initial encounter quickly leads to a full-blown affair” And what it should say is “She starts to rape him.”

Here’s the thing, there are so many of these folks that when it occurs to you that someone you know is one of them, it just floors you. The first time it happened to me, was the day after the 2016 election. The morning sucked but we hadn’t yet seen just batshit insane things would become.

He does, but it’s only for Jim Boonie. And I’m not sure if he was even in the audience.

Ironically, it’s Trump asking “Where the White women at?” in 2020, because they are voting for Biden this time.

Maybe it’s because I’m super old or because I’m on my second run with this kids thing or maybe it’s that they’re twins so they can feed of each other or maybe I’m just delusional but I really enjoy playing with my kids.

Playing pretend with my kid and his toys is just as fun as it was playing Ghostbusters & Barbie meet the Dino Riders at the Museum of Natural History with my sisters and our dad when we were kids. I have as much fun as my dad did decades ago, and I have the proof because he taped it all on his massive VHS camera.

“Hang in there, buddy!”