I’m not sure I understand how this compression algorithm works. Perhaps you could explain it to me in a fun, visually illustrative, and massively perverted way that would make more sense.

That’s a shot of pure nostalgia. 

Fine. As long as it’s hard sci-fi this time.

To better times...

I don’t think I would describe Richard as a reluctant, though. The man was chock full of unbelievably interesting local facts.

That makes sense the more I think about it. 

You’re just mad you never won a big ass panda

Was the twist that she did not end up with diarrhea?

This is beginning to sound a little fishy...

I feel like this is likely to suck, and I shouldn’t let myself get excited for it... But dammit I’m excited for this!

I don’t believe that anything happened on Shameless unless one of the characters is telling me I missed it, while also implying that I’m an inattentive ass for it.

I hope they found someone equally as pleasant and helpful

Unfortunately they are abandoning the best part of his role. Him adopting David-isms was comedy gold.

Is this George Carlin?

I saw Skyfall on a plane, too! I have no idea if it was good or not, but I technically saw it, so I can’t being myself to spend time rewatching.

You hate the thing most people love! Nice!

If only.

Wait, are you sure you arent talking about the fastest-growing non-poultry, non-coffee franchise in all of Southern California, Soup-R-Crackers?

That makes sense. I didnt know blackjack cards were dealt face up.

Exactly. I would be interested to see how someone can know what cards they have if their fingers never make contact with them.