Parents. Parents buy this for kids, just like the 3DS. It’s amazing how many of you still don’t understand Nintendo. 

How she found them exactly isn’t answered, unless you assume the “Where’s Fury?” scene at the end of Captain Marvel has already happened before the start of Endgame.

Packers won the Super Bowl!

“The best course of action is for everyone involved to be honest. You should be clear about how long you think it’ll take the rest of your party to arrive. You should be honest if they’re not coming.”

“We think of it as a similar principle to collectible card games: Sometimes you’ll open a pack and get a brand new holographic card you’ve had your eye on for a while. But other times you’ll end up with a pack of cards you already have.”

This would be more like if Keurig came with the following instructions:

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice…

Cringe-worthy, to be sure, but Roz and her super huge hair are giving me life.

Those are not coke bottle glasses.

“The prequels were too different, boo!”

There, fixed.

Are you sure it wasn’t Hershey’s Chocolate World?

Our long national nightmare is over!

I’m going to be a douche and copy/paste a comment I made to Jason’s “Video game aggression” article a few days ago, because I think it applies to the subject’s assertion that honesty with ourselves (as gamers) is the main ingredient missing from the “video games as a detriment” subject:

i don’t know why i expected a PERFECT replica. This is... nice, i guess. Damn you expectations.

Was it so hard to forge it in the heart of a dying star? Jeez. Way to call it in, Dad!

Firm disagreement.

Don’t forget the “Perfect Strangers” mashup of Enterprise!

All those bright flashing colours and hyper-active pop-up numbers... they definitely got the Silent Hill aesthetic down eh.