Here, let me take a crack at it:

This will go nicely with a $300 Simon Cowell black t-shirt.

UFC? There isn't nearly enough one guy's face in another guy's crotch action for it to be even close to UFC.

Mmmmm... pork chop sandwiches...

I need a horse!

You have it set on "Whore".

Button, button, who's got the button?

+1 times a billion!

The Pirates have problems of their own they're working out at the moment.

Yeah, I'm an optimist that way. That is, it seems no more optimistic than saying that I'll have a physical copy forever. As Prince said, "That's a mighty long time."

Actually, a digital copy could theoretically last longer than a physical copy and also be more versatile.

You're gonna tow me in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

While script might be derived from story, things in the script might not be found in the story. A good example of this is dialog. The famous Han and Leia exchange of, "I love you." "I know." was not something that was in the story and if I recall correctly wasn't in the script either. It was the actors doing their…

Lucas wrote the stories for Empire and Jedi, not the script.

"The Studio’s headquarters is situated in Moscow, and another office is in Kiev."

Hey all, click through and check the release date...

Mr. Whiskers, NO!

Somewhere across the 8th Dimension?

/singing

Flexibility would come in handy for expansion and contractions due to thermal variations. I imagine that the aluminum expands and contracts at a different rate in different temperatures than the glass. Granted it's probably not that big of an issue, but it's something flexibility could help with.