@Curves: Maybe it only pulls out the sword when it detects pr0n in it's pants.

@tech-tard: I just wanted you to know that I hate you.

@AgentSmithAndWeston: Agreed.

@elr0y7: Make it this dragon and I'm SOLD.

Apply to this bicycle for full effect.

I would honestly and truly buy 5 Vactrons, custom paint them and modify them so they transformed into a super cleaning machine.

@SewerShark: I see your point. But..I mean, a cyborg that is mostly robot...I dunno it's kind of a blurry line. With Iron Man you can clearly separate human from "robot" (suit) but the tin man...

@Canon7D-Fanboy: Ha! I was not let down by the Internet.

@El El: Well said! I love that lil bastard.

I know this will shock, shock! some people. Even moreso since this is Giz after all.

Although I'm missing on this (got them removed this year just before my 26th Bday) I do not regret going to the dentist I went to:

@SkaHimself: You beat me to it....nicely done.

@wicked.nightingale: No no, I didn't read the dark tower series backwards. What I meant was that I first read the Dark tower series and Then read other SK books.

You guys know what I want them to get right with all my heart? Or at least hope the director doesn't pull a Tom Bombadil on us with this show/movie?

@zenneth: We will have to wait and see how the wheel of Ka turns.

@Dorisaurus: Besides, there's always make-up and photoshop!

@wicked.nightingale: You HAD to remind me of Oy. You just HAD to didn't you? I had mastered the art of remembering Roland without thinking of...poor lil Oy.

@apr.coffee:

@Dorisaurus: Seconded. I would love to have a lobstrocity pet or mount.

@sandie75: What I love about the Dark Tower is that if you have read a lot of King's books before it, all of a sudden all the pieces start falling together. Kind of like when you see an advertisement or cartoon where a character jumps out of the frame of a movie and then sneaks into a book or another movie.