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Maggie Pye
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Tiny houses are definitely for the childless.

yeah, my house, built in 1942 is cozy little rooms and I love it.

Am I the only person in America who isn’t enamored with open floor plans? I am all about a house having good flow, but it seems weird to me to be able to see the entirety of your main floor no matter what. Does no one ever want to watch TV or read a book without hearing the dishwasher running or kids getting food?

I hate these people. And I hate shiplap. There, I said it.

Ah, but what a pick... A woman who thinks child labor laws are in the way of Making America Great Again.

Who is Dan Quayle? A man who got owned by a child in basic spelling.

Reporting from Trump country: facts still don’t matter and these reports are not proof that Trump has normalized bigotry in this country or that his election has led to an increase in hate crimes. I know that it looks like there is indisputable truth, but what you are looking at is stuff that happens ALL THE TIME and

This doesn’t seem to be specific to millennials at all. It’s boomers who didn’t fucking die off fast enough who are wrecking the damn place.

As someone with a 2 year-old, yes, “I didn’t sleep. I am hungry” is something that every small child is capable of saying.

Here’s a question: To what degree does it matter that these are “legitimately” the tweets of a 7-year-old girl—as opposed to her mother writing in her name for heightened effect? I ask because I’m sure there are lots of people who will get bogged down in skepticism about the veracity of the source of the narrative.

There are a lot of things that we’ll lie to our kids about as they grow up. Lying about a jolly, benevolent type whose mission revolves around giving gifts to people isn’t the worst thing. And learning that Santa isn’t “real” isn’t as painful as you might think. The key is to not overpromise or use him as a threat.

Or actually run a kleptocracy. IMO, Pence is standard evil: evil as shit, but predictable and easier to figure out how to fight. Trump is erratic. And would have the nuclear codes.

Even so it’s not like the GOP congress is going to do anything about it. Even if they do, how much better is Pence going to be? I guess at the very least he probably won’t try to nuke anyone.

Emoluments clause emoluments clause emoluments clause....

I still say he won’t take it because then the IRS will know exactly how much to tax...

But he’s such a saint for not accepting that 400k salary. A real American Robin Hood.

Half the reason I will never think of the Instamodels as supermodels is because none of them can throw a lick of shade.

She was a victim of domestic violence. This was really flippant. Don’t tell care about his ordeal.

It seems that we’re careening in that direction, anyhow. All I’ve got left is the shruggie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don’t know how it would show tampering but in those very close states the easier to fudge electronic ballots came in 7% higher than other ballots for Trump according to another article.