Are we talking sweet symphonically-delicious revenge or bloody brained-on-a-boulder revenge?

Sounds perfect at this point, hopefully we’ll get some commenters blowing stuff out of proportion and insisting that we’re all terrible people, which is always fun.

There is a very thin veneer that exists between civilized society and the howling barbarism of the Fury Road, and that veneer is not dumping food out onto a table in a public restaurant.

How does Revenge sound to you guys?

In retrospect, it’s amazing how many of these could’ve fit into Horrible Bosses—which is its own category, even!

A friend of mine who worked for a Waffle House in Georgia used to make side cash selling the various Chick Tracts she received in lieu of tips on eBay to Northerners who found them hilarious and ironic.

The church I grew up in did all of its church grouping, eating, cooking, drinking wine, what have you, all by itself and not bothering/preaching to/stiffing anyone else. This is one of the reasons I loved it.

I worked at a Skyline Chili in Armpit, Indiana for about a month in college. Sunday mornings, I shit you not Church groups would come in and basically just throw all their food on the floor and leave pamphlets on the table. They would leave and it would look like they were just tossing shredded cheese in the air like…

She shook her head disgustedly, then proceeded to scoop up the mashed potatoes and toss them off of her plate and onto the table.

In addition to no one hassling you or making you pee in a cup, it’s a readily available entry-level, no-degree job where all you need is a driver’s license and maybe a car. You might barely make enough money to pay your part of the hovel-rental, but at least you can get as much cheap-or-free pizza as you can eat,…

Please... Try to scam burgers. Donald McRonald the Meth-Addled Clown is just itching to wallop someone with a veiny 12” double ended dong.

There’s a new commercial on Hulu for United Methodist Churches that says “Church can happen anywhere” ...that phrase really scares me for some reason...like I’m going to wake up in my house, go downstairs, and there’s church going on.... gives me the chills.

How rich. Tweeted by the ministry of a guy who hired a place I worked to handle his donation calls, then stiffed us when he got the bill.

1) Most 18-22 year olds can’t really work from home.

You can smoke in your car during deliveries.

It helps to deal with the cheap fucks that tip a dollar on a $40 pizza order. And also the pizza shop managers that don’t care a whit about their driver’s safety; just some customer’s shitty pizza and stromboli.

Just very very curious. Can someone tell me why smoking reefer makes delivering pizzas an ideal job? Do you get to keep the 'no, I didn't order that one' or something good like that?

I second this. Chick tracks and those fucking fake twenties.

Does anyone know how to become a contestant on Shark Tank?

I believe I can speak for all of us when I say, “Fuck Church Groups”