Our cat is about 22 pounds. He’s a beast. When he was a kitten the vet was laughing looking his paws and saying “you’re going to be a BIG boy”. He takes up a whole section of couch.

Was it a Maine Coon? We have one that is 23 lb and perfectly healthy. It’s a bitch to bathe him, especially with rising California water costs.

We had a cat that was 28 lbs. wasn’t fat, just big-boned. He would walk on the couch and step on my balls every time.

Hey he is just stating THE FACTS. Show me the horse that directed that movie! SHOW ME.

I find it interesting that she got so much hate despite not ever testing positive for Ebola and basically not wanting to be held against her will with a portable toilet. But the doctor who was infected with Ebola, was all over the city after his return from Africa and not much hate was directed his way.

Man, siding with Chris Christie over a nurse who works with Ebola patients in Africa. That’s...bold.

It takes a really special kind of person to look at someone who did legitimately risk her life to help others and be like “Nope. Dun like it.”

New Jersey.

Why? Really? She's a health care worker who treats a suffering population on another continent. She took necessary precautions, her organization (which has more medical experience than Christie and probably than you) says she was never a risk or exposed, she was tested to verify this, and even if she were somehow in…

I love everything about this lady (well maybe not the eyebrows) and this case, up to and including shining a light on how many people that consider themselves committed to the principles of liberalism will actually jettison them without qualm the second they feel nervous.

Do you ever think the mothers of people who wear pro life cowboy hats wish they would have gotten an abortion

If he was there as part of a supervised work program, no way was he getting paid under the table.

Well, to be fair, you only have to pay wages to humans and since us autistics aren’t, it’s not really a problem. Oh! Wait! Sorry. Channelling the government for a minute there.

egads manchego ... the perfect food or the PERFECT food?

Let’s put a little fig jam on that. Rrrrrrrawr.

God I could go for a good manchego with some Carr’s cracked pepper water crackers right now.

They were so, so close to not fucking this up, and then I got to the second to last paragraph.

Also he’s not even really talking about family time at all—he’s talking about how he doesn’t like the parts of his job that suck. He’s being a weenie about his work obligations.

Oh Sheryl...honey...why! I guess it’s not surprising though. Her Lean In was remarkably tone-deaf and narrow-minded, and a high-powered politico calling for family time (even in a dubious context) fit her ideal so easily that she couldn’t resist. I guess such depth of thought and self-awareness are not at all useful…