As I posted on Gawker after seeing comments condoning blaming the victim:

Dove: Love your armpits. But only if you shave them. If not, you are gross and no product will help you. /snark

When are we going to rename this feature "I am white and I like my food white and get away if you're not" because you're essentially just against foods from other cultures and countries.

It's like the ol' saying, "the lower the tits the closer to God.. " amirite?

Speaking of white Jesii who also sing, here's the trial before Pilate featuring Keith Allen as Pilate and Darren Morfitt as Jesus from the Manchester Passion, a live event by the BBC in which the characters sang songs by famous Manchester artists. Examples include Jesus singing Love Will Tear Us Apart to his disciples…

Truly, the most attractive Jesus. Because he sings. This movie also has the most attractive Judas. Because he sings even better.

I am partial to Buff-As-F*ck Hawaiian Jesus.

What about this son of God (from "Second Coming") -

Max von Sydow also played the devil in Needful Things, which was directed by Fraser Heston (son of Charlton).

He's suing her for "...shame, mortification, hurt feelings, embarrassment, and humiliation", AKA the topics of every single song he's ever written?

This is all very disturbing, but I think we need to only have one official living Barbie at a time, like a Miss America, or a vampire slayer.

Just because someone starves themselves does not mean they have anorexia nervosa. She definitely COULD have it. It's also possible she's doing it for attention and the money that comes with attention.

Most breathitarians cheat. The parts of your brain programmed to ensure you do not starve or thirst to death are…

This article should be 8 words long: "However often both people want and agree to."

What's with this "come summer" BS? Here in Canada, we like our slurpees all year long! That may be because some of us only get a couple of months of summer warmth.... :P

Oh my god, I need this in my life. Total game changer.

My first thought: Ah, they've found another way to mock the Poors.

I WEAR MY FLEECE HOODIE WITH HORSES RUNNING ON IT BECAUSE IT'S FREEZING IN ONTARIO . THE AIR HURTS. I'M COLD OKAY.

My best friend lives in a vibrant, mixed-use neighborhood in St. Paul where there are, straight up, ALL KINDS of people. She and her hubs play a game they call "Hipster or Blue Collar?" when they go out for walks in the 'hood. From the back/far away, they look the same: beards, Carhartt jackets, cans of Pabst in hand.…

Dear Lifehacker,

For some reason I just can't break out of a loop, no matter how much I continue to iterate to myself that I need to goto a better place.