I’m confused as to how this is a threat? Yes, release these people into a city that wants to protect basic human rights. That isn’t some sort of threat, that is actually doing something that a lot of people involved in Sanctuary Cities and Immigration Rights would actually welcome.

It has been weird—like really, really weird—watching Lemon morph from a credulous, easily led, painfully basic mouthpiece for the large segment of viewers who keep their metaphorical fingers in their ears while insisting that nothing is wrong, to a woke, fairly unflinching, honest-to-God journalist who asks difficult…

Bless your heart.

“It is my belief that both Jennifer and Sarah succumbed to a lot of pressure,” sheriff’s Lt. Shannon Barney told the Associated Press. “Just a lot of stuff going on in their lives, to the point where they made this conscious decision to end their lives this way and take their children’s lives.”

I remember a long time ago several of the designers actually making their models cry because they were plus sized. If you can’t dress a plus size woman, then you shouldn’t be a designer- that’s on you. Also, Siriano is the best thing to come out of Project Runway- (ok aside from Tin Gunn and Santinos hilarious…

No one ever falls “IN”the Ankh-Morpork River. They fall “ON” the Ankh-Morpork River. Eventually they slide in with a “Gloop”.

I can’t imagine they’d actually try an 11 year-old as an adult. This attorney’s either being dramatic or, hopefully, just describing the process as it is typically followed.

My favorite fan theory is that Ant Man will make himself microscopic, then sneak into Thanos’ butthole, and then hit the expand button. War over. Nagasaki basically.

In a different Marvel article on AV Club (I think) someone commented that Thor worked really well with the GOTG and he should replace Quill as the leader. I am behind that idea 100%. 

Lmao imagine writing this 

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

Antoni is eye candy let’s be real. I yelled at him last night for suggesting anyone would bring risotto to a pot luck. RISOTTO IS HARD TO MAKE, ANTONI.

Aster says “It’s a Wizard of Oz for perverts.”

I taught in Bergen County for years and a ton of athletes were involved in drama, choir, and band. Heck, we ha da QB who was lead in the musical for three years.

11. Get hit by a bus. 

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

Citation needed

Dog lover here. If your dog is barking more than 15 minutes straight and there is nothing wrong, they are experiencing anxiety. If you find out your dog is continually barking they are saying they need attention, exercise or their environment is distressing. I have a dog that barks when someone comes to the door or is…

Happy, healthy, and well treated dogs don’t constantly bark.