No, the claim for the visit and script totalled $233, so that is the amount she defrauded the insurance company. This article mis-reported that part.

I’m a girl, so all my life I have been told that my clothing sends messages to other people. If I wear a skirt that is a little too short or a shirt that shows a little too much cleavage, I am apparently communicating that I consent to being groped or worse.

On a very minor side note, they’ve ruined red baseball caps. I looked good in my red baseball cap; now it just sits there, wondering what it’s done wrong and why we never hang out anymore.

They know exactly what it means, and they attempt to gaslight everyone (because they are stupid enough to think it works).

I am always curious what these people think wearing a MAGA hat says to the rest of the world.

#divorce2019

Teenagers are, almost down to the individual level (I’m sure there are a few that are decent people), sociopathic shitbags.

When you combine their natural inability to engage in basic empathy for others with a political movement like the one that continues to support Trump, only awful things can result.

This is why I…

Haha seriously. They might as well have just said “He was on the fifteenth mile of the marathon when a rogue eagle landed on his wrist.” At least that would have gotten the base riled up. 

“... But the White House said on Tuesday that Trump sustained the injury while playing with his 12-year-old son. “The President was having fun and joking around with his son Barron and scratched his hand,”

I used to work directly across the street from the building I lived in and at the time my partner and I had somehow gotten into the habit of using ridiculous food euphemisms for sex. One day I was at work and got a message that said “If you come home right now, we can have egg salad sandwiches” so I dipped out of a…

Not sure this counts, but whatever:

That’s a matter of taste, and that’s fine.

It may not have aesthetic value but it does have health value (at least if you’re talking about pubes). You do whatever you want with your body, but you should get to the bottom of why you feel this way because there’s no way it doesn’t bleed into the way you treat other people.

Pit hair is actually closer to head hair. I would say grooming it while not staying fully shaved actually makes it worse than letting it grow naturally. keeps it short and itchy instead of long and silky.

Praying mantises are awesome. I would take a whole house of them, although I’d worry they’d all be judging me with those eyes.

Right? Rather than “horrific crime” it should be characterized as “courageous act of self preservation in the face of terror while still a CHILD."

One of my daughter’s schoolfriends was a black belt in some martial art (can’t remember which). When she was 16 and walking home from school, a creep tried to grab her. We asked what she did. She replied “I kicked him as hard as I could in the balls and ran”. As hard as she could kick was...extremely hard indeed.  

Wait... you’re telling me that it’s possible to deal with a big threatening person, who might be high on drugs, without killing them? You mean to tell me that this situation was dealt with accordingly, and that accordingly doesn’t have to include death?

Beto is definitely one of the guys in college who still wore shorts in the winter.

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