Yeah everyone knows the Thanos Snap won’t stick.

GOOD BOY. GOODEST BOY.

Hi Frida,

Follow up: just now, thinking about this story, I went to look at the registry of deeds for the town I grew up in. They’ve got everything digitized now, so I was able to look up the closing paperwork for the house. There, my parents both signed, as did a notary, but the witness section?

A wrinkle in time!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Maybe this will be the year someone will top “Look at Me”.

Also this

Omg, sign me up now. Am white and willing to do a lot of slapping.

Would it be acceptable to have like a white slapper?

A white person, hired by people of color, to slap the shit out of these chucklefucks? I mean, whats the repercussion I’d face, a ticket?

There’s a special room in Hell for the person who told a grandmom and her two grandbabies to get out “his” neighborhood.

She’s the mother flippin’ Rhymenocerous. Her beats are fly and the birds are on her back. And she’s horny. She’s horny

I really like Jenny Slate.

I’m confused. Who am I supposed to be mad at? I’m leaning towards just eating a Snickers.  Can someone tell?

I feel like “hungry” works much better for this. But to each their own, Jenny!

I thought she was just explaining once you have Captain America you are forever horny. I think I would be.

(It’s Eve Ensler’s fault.)

Vulva, not vagina. The vagina is the interior, canal part. The vulva is the exterior including mound, labia, vaginal opening, etc. It’s an important distinction.

Sources close to the White House legal operation complained that even if they did want to rush through a new nominee, they couldn’t be sure any male nominee wouldn’t have what one called a “Kavanaugh problem.”

Compelling evidence that he’s definitely not a belligerent drunk amirite?

I love this ram and his curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to rams on the thicker side...