he didn’t its part of canon that he argued with the hat to be sorted into Hufflepuff because he found Gryffindor intimidating

You’re right, but he should have been Hufflepuff. I look forward to this fight.

I want a movie about this guy where the plot twist is that is his climbing skills are from robbing the rich to free children from trafficking rings and he risked his cover to save this baby. The French government discovers this almost immediately and offers him the job with the fire department as cover to continue his…

Yeah, it’s not even the same silhouette. Basically, they share a neckline, which is no big deal. There are thousands of boatneck dresses out there. The Wickstead dress has a different waistline and a different skirt. The Wickstead dress has an A-line skirt with what looks like two box pleats, whereas Markle’s dress…

How absolutely unaware of the world around you do you have to be to not know this? Tillerson had it absolutely right. He is a fucking moron.

LOOK AT HIM RUN!!!!

While I generally agree with you about dudes coming in and posting braggadocious sex things, I sort of feel Masshole James has been around long enough that I don’t even side-eye his lecherously gay ways anymore. Maybe I’m just desensitized.

I know what these ladies are going through as I, too, have a third leg.

I’m enjoying all the comments by people who haven’t realized that this was intentional and not a photoshop touch up gone wrong.

It took me a minute and then I was like “right! they did this on purpose!!” Because that last Vanity Fair cover with Oprah and Reese Witherspoon was pretty close to this. Once I got through the uncanny valley I loved it, especially McKinnon’s leg.

SEE THIS IS IT. We have to out the bigots and people who abuse privileges of status to harm the disenfranchised.

This is why I knew that letter was Trump’s work the minute I heard about it.

Trump’s “physical strength and stamina are extraordinary”

Ellie and Ansel sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I.

I hope they felt dumb as FUCK.

None of the jokes were about Sarah’s looks.

Nah, they’d shrug the whole thing off with their belief in repentance and redemption that they only discover when one of their celebrities is in trouble.

The only way this could get better is if by some cosmic twist one of those republican forced burial anti-abortion laws allowed the fetal remains to exhumed and DNA tested and proved categorically Trump was the father.

“Did Allison Mack Try to Recruit Emma Watson Into Her Alleged Sex Cult in 2016?” The weirdest fanfiction.

I used to babysit for him when they lived in Brooklyn. He’s cute and charming and so is his wife. They’re exactly how you think they’d be. I only worked for them a few times but they paid very well and got me a taxi home.