Sam Elliott played the definitive beach bum in The Lifeguard (1976). 

I thought of skynet first but the top poster went with fuckable robots. So they have that.

I thought Jennifers Body was great. All kinds of great horror movies got bad reviews, she shouldn’t sweat that.

I was at 94 and it was glorious. I hate that it always gets overshadowed by this dumpster fire. No rapes, riots, or Durst’s so not worth a doc I guess.

Soundalike. 

It’s near worthless unless it’s in the sealed box. 

Yup that sums it up. 

Sharknad0 > MCU

The best Cinderella movie came out in the 80s

Temple of Doom is the best Indy movie.

Driving games been doing that forever. Atari Pole Position had billboard ads way back in 82. 

While not a car movie Against All Odds has one of the best races in cinematic history.

You left out the best one

Let’s see a pic of that cruising on Franklin Street.

The last good one was the very first one. These have all been terrible. Part 3 is interesting, at least they tried something different. 

All the characters sound different now than they did in the 90s.

This column has really been defending some crap lately

I bet Nintendo misses the days when they could drop a cart and be done with it. 

This is cool but I hope he still has an arcade to go to. So many great obscure Sega arcade titles out there. The early home ports don’t do them justice.