It really does look like one of his idiot yokel characters.

It’s like a 3 D rendering of a Picasso :/

It actually reminds me of the votive figurines from around 30,000 B.C.E. found in caves in France and Germany.

Interesting. Very post-neo-primativist. The more one gazes upon this piece, the more one feels a resonance in one’s ancient soul. As one does with the Lascaux cave paintings, for example. It’s a style so very simple yet nuanced and complex. It also brings to mind a recent piece I saw right outside my home. It’s…

Hell, he delivers my favorite line in that movie.

I get the sense that Mads simply doesn’t take on roles that he has no desire for. As far as I can tell, he’s never given an outright paycheck performance. The closest is likely Doctor Strange, but even in that Mads still seemed to care enough.

Mads definitely has the scary gravitas you’d want to see in this kind of villain.

Rowling doesn’t deserve him, but the biggest problem I had with Depp’s casting as Grindewald (aside from the domestic abuse and general shittiness) was that Depp, for a guy who’s really very handsome, is kinda asexual onscreen. I never bought the idea that he and Jude Law would have the kind of chemistry that would…

Right. Parts of this review come across like a bunch of takes on Lolita that think Humbert Humbert is a reliable narrator.

“Full blown affair?” “yearning” “boredom and frustration” What the actual fuck. Vile shit.

Mads would nail all the sexual tension between him and Dumbledore.

I mean, she’s 37, dude. It’s all a perception.

Hey, you have a mistake in one of your paragraphs. It says “The flirtatious vibe of this initial encounter quickly leads to a full-blown affair” And what it should say is “She starts to rape him.”

They replaced Dumbledore part way through the series and it was fine. We can all just go ahead and pretend that Johnny Depp died. I thought he was a scene-munching distraction anyway... but only over the last, I dunno, 20 years or so of his career.

As the article pointed out, he didn't really do any work on this film. He’s getting paid for his lawyer’s work. The agent bargained a contract that makes it easier to pay him to go away than to try to fight him on it.

But...But the internet told me Johnny Depp was being robbed! And he’s just a misunderstood figure in Hollywood! And Amber Heard, a woman, is a total bitch!

I’m sure Rowling will be releasing all those tweet and a 3000 word post about how disgusted she is at this man who repeatedly abused his wife not only committed such horrendous acts against a woman who trusted him but also breached her (Rowling’s) trust by having her defend him publicly when she gave him the job on…

Legal consenting adults? Leave ‘em alone.

Can’t we just have Colin Farrell back?  He was actually good in the role.

There are enough actual pedophiles and sexual assaulters in Hollywood and the world in general that I just can’t work up any interest when two adults of vastly different ages date, so long as they’re both adults. I only have so much outrage in me.