One of the annoying things that people don’t really talk about is that Alabama doesn’t do out of conference home-and-homes with Power 5 teams.

You know the TL has to be a Blue Type-S

3rd gen Acura TL is the king of this.

“Kanye does not make music“

9000 RPM push mower. The whole block will love it.

Any time I read reports like this, I don’t rush to judgement until I’ve heard from the kicker.

Perhaps not the preferred nomenclature, but they peed on his rug, dude.

I’ve always been told it’s for presentation. It’s a huge pet peeve of mine. Why should I have to get my hands dirty to pull off the tails before I dig into my plate of deliciousness?

All this review has made me realize is that the old X5 design still looks damn good

I definitely get the beef sheets after eating Steak-umms.

Do you unfriend people that roll through three-year leases?

You tab people are the same jerks in my office that have 50 PowerPoints or Excel documents open and spend half the meeting trying to find the dumb slides they were going to show the team. Close your shit. 

Hilary Clinton looooves tabs. Has hundreds open.

...our tax dollars at work, talk about fucking entitlements for the military industrial complex.  They should have fired anyone that even brought this idea up.  So colossally stupid and yet it will inflate someone's stock price.

Seriously how is this different than a missile launcher (because it has to power itself too in order to cover that distance).

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

I’ve figured it out: Toyota is going to only offer dazzle camo as the paintjob for the Supra. They’ve been hiding it in plain sight. No solid colors, ever. 

Gifs of utter futility, ranked:

OHHHH GOOD FOR YOU!