Can you leave?

Schools are failing us.

Oh hey

*Googles “How long am I supposed to last without protection?”*

When done right, there simply is no better color on a car than green.

And here I was thinking I would never have a use for these stupid airplane images again.

Or spark the Guinness World Record biggest bong. We just lease some capacity on the Rockies Express Pipeline so the smoke exits in Colorado and is legal. Irony + Engineering = Kinja.

Hue Jackson was quoted as saying, “Weed love to have him. He hasn’t gained an ounce Since his suspension and has been jumping to get back in this joint. He is going to smoke, or maybe even vaporize defenders with his blazing speed and I can’t wait to welcome him off the cannibus when he arrives.”

Trust the Process.

It seems like the robot competitors always do, though.

Are you saying the minnow has been lost?

omg plz leave

When Germans say “Hey, you’re going a little heavy on the nationalism there,” it’s time to take stock.

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

As an American it’s just weird to see a headline about Jets catching anything.

They named him Jagr

It sucked they had to go sit in the box for 2 minutes afterward for hooking

this isn’t a win that i can take all the credit for, because it takes a village to raise a cotd.

I am shocked that the NRA would use a dog whistle ad campaign using jingoistic propaganda to exploit white anger and make money.