I think you have a point, but I doubt we’ll go extinct. We’re too adaptable for that. The resource wars that are coming thanks to shifting climate patterns and the end of modern medicine thanks to the lack of anti-bacterials will mean our great grandchildren will live very different lives than we like to imagine,…

Yes, mankind’s 20,000 year march towards civilization will be abandoned due to Millenials & algae. Mostly algae though.

Wait, I can totally do #4. My parents dishing out $$ for private high school tuition was good for something, woo! \o/

I knew I'd find someone smarter than Stephen Hawking on Gizmodo.

Sure, blame the bugs for the smell. How convenient.

:) Totally.

Ok, then you’re voting for the GOP.

Does it fucking matter if your viewpoint has all the information in this case?

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

There is no legal recourse in the DMCA that can be exercised by anyone but the most rich, least likely to ever need it.

Well, you see, that’s why this article has other paragraphs.

Moving to Greenland to find my people.

Are you kidding me? The war for political correctness has been won by people who have way to much time on their hands. There are toys for boys and toys for girls. Why is that such a big deal?

Shove this article up your ass, sideways, Levi.

OMG, guys, let's make it impossible for companies to patent anything!