I like this guy’s wife already: “Why are you watching this? You’re a loser.”

Hockey misses Gary Thorne. I miss Gary Thorne. So say we all.

Slow white guy is slow.

This guy had an awesome day.

Can we please use the appropriate terminology?

Those are clearly hat dogs.

Not the hero America needs, but the hero America deserves.

Mid-90's Christina Applegate, is that you?

Me currently..

Game. Cancer.

How is the brown tint not “Piss Poor”?

For anyone interested, here’s the feed with Carolina’s John Forslund on the call:

‘Pics or it didn’t happen.’

Canadian billionaire, Edmonton Oilers owner and part-time Robert DiNiro impersonator available for your next corporate event Daryl Katz...

I’m as poor as they come. I see absolutely nothing wrong with a paid sexual arrangement between two consenting adults.

When there are hundreds of more healthcare centers all across the nation which offer prenatal care, baby immunizations, general and primary care, as well as specialized care including mental health, addiction recovery, and HIV/AIDs, all for very low costs or no cost and which also accept insurances you can find on…

Someone cross-post this to Jezebel where they seem to believe that women never, ever, ever do this.