Pictured: Dustin Johnson, hitting a ball, surrounded by powder.

I just want to say that, as an owner, I’m extremely interested and am going to do everything in my power to get Sherman in a Packers uniform next season.

(a dejected Houston Texans GM loads $10 million in a wheelbarrow to burn in a barrel fire) (looks through his desk for charcoal lighter/matches)

Ten year old me just creamed.

If they’re supposed to be selling clothes they are failing because I can’t tell what any of those clothes are supposed to look like when they’re on except the orange top.

My retirement plan is go until the money runs out, then:

Relevant: I once saw Mason Plumlee drop spinach dip all over his sweatpants at a bar in Portland.

I just wanna see the scene of Dempsey dropping Pulisic off at home after the game..... I imagine it something like this....

A wild fedora-guy appears!

One of the KEY habits I work to instill in my clients is avoiding “lifestyle creep”. Some of the commenters already touched on this, but if you start out with a job making $30k/year, you somehow find a way to live. At that time, if someone offered you a job making $80k/year, you’d think you’d be rich! No more money…

As someone who watched this game in a bar in Chapel Hill, I cannot impress upon you folks enough how happy Carolina fans were to see a white guy finally get to shine in the South

You’re right that 3,000 to 1 is a little long. Current betting odds for Federer at the French, Wimbledon and US Open are 20-1, 6-1 & 14-1, respectively. So, him completing the slam is more like a 1,680 to 1 shot.

BOOP

Magic

You want to bankrupt USA Hockey?

People aren’t paid just by how much money they generate, but by how valuable they are to their employers. If USA Hockey wants to continue winning medals, it’s gonna cost them more.