I keep going over to i09 and seeing people complain about the Power Rangers movie like they just remade Citizen Kane with sock puppets. Is there anything people won’t venerate?

‘Look at this, right now you’re in spring training working out, and we’re with our people, with our silver medals.’  

And, I might add, pull ups and chin ups.

After the interview, Duquette retreated to his office, violently fell to his knees, and worshipped hungrily at the Altar of The Eckstein, repeating the verses from Grittiacus and Scrappitudicus he’s come to know so well.

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

The Wall just got 12 feet taller

[Sees Patriots moves]

Oh, they exist, they’re just not referred to as ‘leaks’. It’s more like “Hey there...can I email you something?” 

Firewater (reportedly), claims another Redskin.

Downton Flabby

This is exactly how my preschoolers acted the first time they got drunk.

I think I’d prefer to watch while nobody’s dancing.

Deadlifts feel like they rip my abs apart (in a good way). I love them.

Not with proper form.

Guys in the gym now have this article locked and loaded when I give them the side eye for half-repping 3 plate squats all day. :-/ “Yeah...I’m just training for...sprinting...cuz I’m 40 and I work a desk job...”

This was good analysis

The difference between Irving and James is illustrated so well in this clip. The former takes about 20 dribbles and heaves a (beautifully) contested shot. The latter takes one dribble and finds a wide open man across the court. You can find fault in either play, or find things to praise.