I don’t know what Phil’s angle here is, but the triangle is obtuse.

The biggest winner tonight: Steve Harvey

I’d take your bet, but I took math in highschool so you’d probably call me ineligible and never pay up.

Your writing ability is excellent, but your knowledge of business and law are lacking.

Not one of those leg-shaving spandex-swaddled assholes got off their bike to scratch her behind the ear and praise her for being such a good dog. Seriously, fuck those guys.

Sports ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Only difference is that Jordan usually follows that by muttering to himself “I can still take him, though”

Now, tell me again—was it this man with an 8-figure net worth who hit you, or his broke-on-paper friend?

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

Not a Michigan State fan by any stretch, but that doesn’t seem too egregious of a punishment. Guy has been there 28 years, so he’s probably making around 100k a year. Promotion to tenure is usually somewhere around a 7% bump. So he loses a week of pay and almost 2% of his salary, so you’re saying a fine of basically…

The anti-Trump anger and constant articles are wearing me out. It’s really tiring being angry all the time. Can’t we take a break?

Maybe Sandra Bullock had a good excuse?

Heaven forbid the guy have a different political view than someone

Bank-shot threes are automatically disqualified from praise such as this.

This joke missed by a hair...

All power to LeBron because that was an incredible shot, but I also love me some Kevin Love outlet passes.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

A friend of mine insisted I give this a try. I played it a little and now I’m hooked.

Haha LITERALLY! Jezebel just posted an article doing exactly that: http://theslot.jezebel.com/this-is-not-normal-1791911524