magnoliadarling
Magnolia_Darling
magnoliadarling

That bronco chase made me super late getting home and I was grounded. Even though my mom watched the chase and cell phones weren’t a thing.

It’s worse with cats. Dogs are omnivorous, and can survive pretty well if they eat what we eat, but cats are obligate carnivores and will become malnourished on a meatless diet.

Seriously. You are 68 years old and *motherfucking Bernadette Peters.* Eat the whole granola bar. Jesus.

This was my first thought.

Okay so I want to be all feminist enraged...but Komen is shit...

More like... Stop remaking movies that don’t need remade...

I DON’T REALLY KNOW WHO THIS IS BUT LOOK HOW CUTE THAT BABY IS

That's my photo I shared via creative commons license. Thanks for attributing me, and thanks for the article. That dog has since passed away and I cried my eyes out seeing the pic. Then I smiled. She's a star now.

I don't trust people who say that they don't like mayonnaise. It's like saying, "I don't like weekends" or "I don't like fun."

I think it's more like.... Tina looks more coherent than Lindsay.

She's Greek. We have olive oil flowing in our blood, keeping our skin youthful.

Obv no one at Life & Style has ever played chess.

I made this point awhile ago. The 90s were amazing for black female artists. There was plenty of space for different artists and the image and content of the songs were so good. You could have Mary J Blige, SWV, En Vogue, Brandy, Whitney Houston, TLC and even Adina Howard on the charts. Later on, Lauryn Hill, Erykah

Seriously, I was like "OH MY GOD, is that Brandy?!" There are no words for how hard that hair is working for her.

1994 was such a magical year in Black music, what with proud Black female entertainers doing their thing on wax and in video.

Holy crap, Brandy looks amazing - and her voice has gotten so much stronger as she's gotten older.

She's inarticulate even when she's not flustered. I know, I've been watching these shitty shows for five years.

It's like you couldn't be that inarticulate if you tried. It's almost a talent.

dumb idiots are dumb, idiots.