I live in DC. We had a panda cub born a few years ago, and the whole area went bananas. It was panda-mania! This zoo has had lots of troubles, lost many animals, and doesn't have a great reputation; so our panda baby (Tai Shan) brought so much joy to the area. Per agreement with China, Tai Shan eventually went back…

Wow! I thought I was the only post-35-er on Jezebel!

Silly? Being terrified about bunion surgery is silly!

Doooooon't get me started! I'm almost 40 and squarely single! The dating pool has nearly dried up!

Yeah, it sucks that she bailed. I want to like her. But I can't handle flaky people. But I don't have many good girlfriends, so do I suck it up and deal with her, or just write her off? Sigh...

I don't know your movie quote (is it an 80's flik?); but I could use a new bestie.

I hear ya, girl. Feeling lonely sucks. Wine helps.

I'm not a medical professional, but...

Why isn't "drunk all the time" a more popular aspiration?

That's great! Thanks for the laugh.